So, what exactly is an aphrodisiac? Technically, it’s a food or drink that’s said to get you in the mood. It comes from the Greek word aphrodisiakon, named after Aphrodite, the goddess of love, lust, and bad decisions that make great stories.
If you’re planning a romantic night in, or you just want an excuse to eat oysters in your robe with a glass of wine while texting your crush, these six wine and aphrodisiac pairings are here to serve.
And hey, if you’re squeamish about the word “sex,” this might be your cue to exit stage left. No hard feelings.
Asparagus + Sauvignon Blanc
Let’s start strong and a little stinky. Sauvignon Blanc is basically best friends with asparagus. They both have that green, grassy vibe and honestly taste like they came from the same brunch table. Asparagus is packed with potassium, which helps boost those happy hormones and increase blood flow to your… well, you know. Sure, your pee might smell weird, but that’s a small price to pay for a good time. Wrap the asparagus in prosciutto and now you’ve got foreplay on a plate.
Oysters + Muscadet
Yes, Champagne is the obvious date night choice here, but let’s be rebels and go for Muscadet. This zippy, citrusy white wine is a hidden gem for oysters. Oysters are loaded with zinc, which is known to boost testosterone and sperm count. Great if you’re trying to make a baby, or just want to act like you might. Slurp responsibly.
Figs + Zinfandel
This one might sound like a stretch, but stay with me. Figs are sweet, sultry, and look like they belong in a Renaissance painting. Pair them with a jammy Zinfandel and maybe a little cheese and suddenly your mouth is throwing a party. Bonus: figs are full of amino acids, which are rumored to help with stamina. So if things go from PG to NSFW, you might just have the figs to thank.
Ginger + Gewürztraminer
You didn’t see this one coming, did you? Ginger is spicy, aromatic, and adds just the right kick. Gewürztraminer has those same gingery, exotic notes and pairs beautifully with Asian dishes. Ginger helps get the blood pumping to, let’s say, important areas. And if you’re planning anything a little adventurous, ginger is your friend. IYKYK.
Watermelon + Rosé
This one’s cute and flirty. Watermelon is hydrating, juicy, and contains compounds that help relax blood vessels and get the blood flowing. Sound familiar? Pair it with a crisp, bright Rosé and you’ve got a summer picnic that could turn into a summer fling. Or a kitchen counter situation. Whatever works.
Chocolate + Pinot Noir
You knew this one was coming. Chocolate is the OG aphrodisiac. It boosts serotonin and makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, and Pinot Noir just brings out the best in it. Go dark with the chocolate and fruity with the Pinot. Ignore the people who say not to pair the two. They’re wrong and they don’t want you to have fun. Also, yes, chocolate syrup can be fun. Just protect your sheets.
Whether you’re planning a date night or just setting the mood for your favorite person (yes, that can be you), these pairings bring a little magic to the table. And hey, even if the only thing you end up doing is drinking wine and rewatching Bridgerton, at least you’ll be well-fed and feeling fancy.
